march 9, 2010!Frequently Asked Questions...F.A.Q.
God blessed read this first! Bold&Blue is your question! The text and red, italic is your answer!
Whats your name?
aree you fucking dumb enough its on my page, its sami.
How old are you?
old enough to be on myspace.
Can you teach me ____?
you cann ask. but dont expect anything, i may or may not tell you.
google is your friend.
tutorials are you friend.
I want to make a layout site, Partners?
i think i have enough on my hands with onewishh and rerun, so no thanks.
if i want to be your partner, i'll ask you.
if i want you to be my partner, i'll ask you.
I want to make a layout site, will you teach me how to make layouts?
Isn't this an infamous question. i have been doing this for 3 years, you got three years for me to teach you? i sure as hell don't, that means no. ill help you a bit if you ask me a question butt i am not teaching you everything i have in my head.
Do you take requests?
look around.
if you find a request form then, yes.
if you don't then, no.
unless i love you, there's your exception.
S4S, PC4PC, BC4BC, C4C, whatever?
Sure, comment me with proof first and ill support you.
and as for the rest of those, picture comments i always return
, blog comments, and site comments i think personally, returns are earned by your skill, don't have any, get off myspace.
Do you have a friend limit for anything?
no, i base my shit on "talent count", if you don't have talent, you wont get shit. i don't care if you have 50 friends, you have talent you have my vote.
Can i have your personal?
don't ask for it, i'll give it to you if i want you to have it.
I want to be a site model?
i wish you the best of luck. this "business is just as cut throat as the real modeling industry.
You have aim/msn/hotmail/live/email/yahoo?
who doesn't these days?
that's a given, come on.
i have aim and msn messengers.
i have aim, msn, yahoo, live, onewishh.com, email address's and myspace.
want them, check the contact page or ask.
Where do you live?
nice try, didn't your mother tell you not to tell strangers where you live?
but ill give you a hint, its got my least favorite thing, cold weather.
Can i use your style sheets?
translation in my head,
your a talentless hack that cant make there own, so why do you have a layout site ? stick to what your good with.
for those that didn't understand that - you can talk too me about using my stylesheet, you may not take it.
i may or may not let you, credit must be given, i don't care who you are, and you may not use it in premades
Your shit bites dicks.
Yeah sure it sucks like your dick sucking skills because if your biting a dick then your skills are badddddddd.
i value your opinions, if there criticism, not hating.
Can i have _______'s url?
caan you, im sure you can.
the correct question is may i?
and the answer is ...doubtful.
Can i put your premades in my premades section?
but there not your premades? no, no, no.
you didn't spend hours working on them.
ahahahaha. what the fuck you got a site for cunt ?
Where did you get ____?
check my creds.
if it's not there, then sorry you'll have to find it yourself.
Affies? Besties?
first off, you dont ask to be besties, besties isn't like a god damn link exchange.
second off, i have an affiiliate application, go apply for it.
and third off, if you think you wanna ask me to be besties, straight up, get the hell off this site.
Why do you sound like such a bitch in your faq? But your super nice to talk to?
because these questions are self explanatory, and common sense, and not having common sense fucking pisses me of, and because its my site and i'm allowed to.